Lounge Fireplace, May burn your, well, you know...

This modern bench is very chic. Wait, why is there that weird square in the center, and why is it made of hard tile? WHAT! It's a fireplace! The renders are not actually that real looking but that might be to the fault of the company. They seem to want it to be a torture device or a gag item, who would've thought? The Lounge fireplace comes in many woods and metals and can be tailored to your every evil need. Wait did I say evil? Well, $1,621 is a small price to pay for giving your guests a night they'll never forget.